Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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