do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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