eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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