Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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