dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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