It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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