just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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