i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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