as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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