make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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