VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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