well you can't waste a boner
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Come share oat with me in your robe
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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