Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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