I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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