She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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