Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
