so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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