ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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