he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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