Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I wish I only lived at night.
You smell like stripper and shame
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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