chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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