We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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