I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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