We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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