I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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