Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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