Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize