Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
The dick lei will go down in squad history
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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