He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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