Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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