Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I think people are normalizing furries
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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