I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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