IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
then he tried to convert me to islam
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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