Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize