He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
