none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
