Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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