Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
