That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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