whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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