This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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