Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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