just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
