On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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