morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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