can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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