But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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