At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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