im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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