If i come over, it means nothing
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I need to align my fucking chakras
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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