how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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