I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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