im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
tell me about the eggs
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