i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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