Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
It's Friday. Sex?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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