I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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