That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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